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Joke of the Day

"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."

"""How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars,"" I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead"

"What did drunk say to the blonde? Nice ass."

"A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach ""All guys are the same"""

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments? Whirled Peas"

"So, I asked a few former Wall Street employees how they were going to clean their record... ...""Submerse it in water"", they said. The bath-tards."

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine"

"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"