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Joke of the Day

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"The Navy How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"I work out religiously... On christmas and Easter!"

"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""

"*Opening presents 1986: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow! 2016: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow!"

"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."

"The artist formerly known as Prince. . Is now formerly known as alive."

"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"