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Joke of the Day

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"

"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"

"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"

"Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. "

"Whats better? Virtual porn or 4K porn? Neither you pervert..."

"What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican? 'WE NEED TO BUILD A RAMP!'"

"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."

"Where does Sean Connery sit? In the toilet."

"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"

"Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually."