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Joke of the Day

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"

"*SNAP* *wife screams* *walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""

"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"

"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."

"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."

"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."

"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""

"So Saudi Arabia Was Elected Head Of The Human Rights Panel..."