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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend Pissing You Off? Text her ""He's busy"" and turn your phone off."

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."

"What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan? ""I'm in, but I'm not decent."""

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."

"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"

"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"

"Hey rappers on twitter, saying ""LOL"" in every tweet is about as gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing"

"I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries."

"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."