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Joke of the Day
"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."
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"Say what you will about grammar nazis At least they aren't anti-semantic."
"Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks... ...he was on Club Penguin."
"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"
"my favorite perfume is really expensive so I keep buying the same issue of Vogue and rubbing the sample on me"
"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"
"What do you call? What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in the mouth"
"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"