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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"
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"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."
"What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?"
"Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is ""where the hell is the pizza?"""
"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""
"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."