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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"
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"What kind of shoes do therapists wear? Issues."
"What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful? A cheap pansy"
"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."
"Someone just called me materialistic. I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt."
"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."
"What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night? His last name."
"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."