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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"
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"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"
"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""
"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"
"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"
"What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to? Deceased"
"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."
"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""