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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of fucking twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them."
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"I only had 3 goals in Monopoly as a kid: Dog game piece Boardwalk and Park Place. Steal your money when you go to the bathroom."
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"I've just heard that Harrison Ford crashed his plane onto a golf course Apparently he was just dropping in for a Short Round"
"How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy."
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."
"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."
"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"
"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"