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Joke of the Day
"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."
Next Joke
"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""
"Wife: ""You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"""
"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."
"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"
"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."
"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."
"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"
"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."
"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."