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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5? SCV."

"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"

"Apparently the running team had a huge orgy Inter-racial relationships."

"So the trick to getting my Dog to swallow Semen.. ..is coming on a treat."

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."

"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."

"My friend Mahmoud bombed his physics final. At least he didn't fail."

"What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!"