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Joke of the Day
"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."
Next Joke
"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."
"I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy."
"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."
"Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?"
"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."
"Aw, this paint is already dry. Guess I'll watch baseball."
"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"
"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""