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Joke of the Day
"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""
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"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"You know what I hate the most about suspense?"
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"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis."
"Just once I'd like to have the confidence to order something off of a menu without having to look at the menu while I'm ordering it."
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra... and says ""I'll order three beers."""
"When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner."
"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."