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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy."
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"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"
"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."
"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""
"Hey 300lb lady, stop bragging about your cup size. It doesn't count when your entire body is double D."
"*at Starbucks* ""Ya I'll have the medium roast please"" *Barista insults him a lot but not too much*"
"[restaurant] Man *proposing to his gf*: ""Will you make me the happiest man alive?"" [me, alone, eating nachos a table over] ""Not possible"""
"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."
"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"
"Today at the church, the lady next to me lit a cigarette and started smoking it... I almost dropped my beer in shock."