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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"How do you end a relationship fight? You break it up."

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"

"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"

"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"

"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"

"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"

"what do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaains..."