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Joke of the Day
"I have six words for you."
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"What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O'Furniture"
"him: what did you do all day? *steps aside to reveal 12 cats taped together* Me: it's a purrrramid!"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"A fanny pack is a great place to store your manhood."
"Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer"
"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"
"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""
"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? America."