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Joke of the Day

"A black guy called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend, but then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend Grace."

"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"

"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"

"A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion."

"A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished."

"Hey ninja turtles, if youre trying to hide that youre turtles maybe dont drive around in a van thats customized to look like a giant turtle."

"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."

"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"