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Joke of the Day
"*Eating mini Reese's cups* 5&7: Mommy what are you eating? M: Dog poop."
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"Would you like to hear a good joke about Jonestown Massacre? Nah, nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""
"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."
"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"
"Is there a button you can push to take back when you're accidentally nice to someone, so they know you still hate them?"
"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"
"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"