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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when.. ...you show up to a feminist picnic and no one made sandwiches."

"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"I walked in on my brother masturbating earlier. He completely froze. After what seemed like an eternity he managed the words ""Why the fuck are you masturbating?!"""

"Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?"

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"FIRST TIME SEX My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: ""What are you doing?"" Me: ""I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering."

"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"

"A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend knows the password to your phone so they can delete all your nude selfies if you die"