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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T short for He's got little legs."
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"A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, ""You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection"" She replied, ""Philately will get you nowhere."""
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common? They both bled for me."
"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."
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"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"