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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T short for He's got little legs."
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"Some of the best things in life...are mistakes."
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley"
"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."
"what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant"
"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""
"My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants."
"What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"