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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"

"If you were a Canadian and I were a Canadian and we bumped into each other, who would apologize first? I'm not a Canadian so get out of my fucking way! I'm Walking Here!"

"With my luck, I bet if I was homeless, I'd probably end up with the shopping cart with the fucked up wheel."

"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"

"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"

"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."

"What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo."

"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."