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Joke of the Day

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"

"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"

"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."

"Mickey and Minnie go to get divorced... When the judge asks for the reason, Mickey: ""Because my wife is fucking goofy."" Judge: ""You mean she's crazy?"" Mickey: ""No, she's just fucking goofy!"""

"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"

"A true American cares about the red, white and blue Cause fuck the blacks"

"I like my coffee the way I like my women... Anyway I can get them."

"I've heard that a support group has been started for writers who can only sell their work to Barnes & Noble It's called Authors without Borders"