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Joke of the Day

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."

"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."

"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"

"No matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)"

"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."

"Last time I went through Canadian customs and they asked me if I had anything to declare, I said, ""You guys make great maple syrup!"""