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Joke of the Day

"answer This is too all high school teacher, What is the worst thing that you've seen your student doing?"

"Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland"

"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."

"You mean ""apps"" isn't short for ""appetizers""? Why did I buy this smart phone if it can't download nachos?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... If you end up with brown sticky fingers, you're doing it wrong."

"I knew someone who was frozen to absolute Zero once... He was 0K"

"A chihuahua is just a barking cat."

"NEW! ""How to Act"" DVD by Kristen Stewart! In love: :| Uncertain: :| Just married: :| Pregnant: :| Dead: :| Only $139.95! Act now!"

"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"

"I bet the kids who TP'd my yard last night and didn't know that toilet paper was on my grocery list, feel pretty stupid right about now"