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Joke of the Day
"Why is gigabit internet good for you? Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out..."
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"What is it called when a gangster kills his friend? A Homie-cide"
"What do you call a forty something guy who masturbates all the time? Married"
"I had sex with somebody and caught their cold. I have snyphilis."
"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"
"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."
"How do you know if someone's a pilot? because they'll fucking tell you."
"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"
"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."