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"I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later."
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"An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him."
"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."
"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."
"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."
"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."
"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."
"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."