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Joke of the Day
"What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans."
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"You can tell if your gold chain is fake... ...by leaving the room and listening to see if it talks crap about you to other jewelry."
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"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."