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Joke of the Day

"Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates. He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes."

"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."

"I found ISIS's website... It's the bomb dot com!"

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"

"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."

"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"

"Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder."

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."