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Joke of the Day
"The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse was when I was a sperm."
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"Mom on Logic Finished Logic class, attempting to explain Boolean algebra to Mom. She listens intently, waits for me to finish, and said ""Bouillon?? That's for soup!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the little bitch's house."
"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"
"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"
"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
"What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain? A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches."
"What's the difference between Obama and god? God doesn't think he's Obama."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"