193511
Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the little bitch's house."
Next Joke
"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."
"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
"What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears? The Tchernobyl cowboy."
"What do you call an Indian man who fought for years for peace that then transitioned into a woman? Mahatma Gone-D"
"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"
"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"
"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."
"I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math."