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Joke of the Day
"Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer."
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"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."
"All these jokes about pointless pencils... are dull."
"Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose."
"What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!"
"What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug"
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend? They both let me stick it in only one place."
"Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned."
"What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war? Now you're just Stallin."