200823

Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

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"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"If you think your child is annoying, imagine what I think."
"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."
"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."
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"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"
"STEVE: ""Wanna go star gazing tonight?"" ME: ""What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"" S: ""No we watch stars."" M: ""Wars or Trek?"""