200823

Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Him: I really like your car Me: Thanks! H: What is it? Me: Uh......black?"

"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."

"What's the Cuban national anthem? ""Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."""

"I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel. You feel. He feels. She feels. They feel. We feel. I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching."

"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"

"No one will get this.."

"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"

"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."