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Joke of the Day

"Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose."

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""

"The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention the Counselor called out 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out 'Hamburger coke and fries!'"

"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."

"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."

"Did you hear about the mute guy. I didn't either."

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."

"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have sex with you."

"[pet therapy] THERAPIST: ok slow ME: *pets 2 dogs* T: just 1 M: *pets 3 dogs* T: Nurse, restrain him, he's M: *pets 4 dogs* T: roverdosing"