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Joke of the Day
"Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool."
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"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."
"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."
"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"
"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"
"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry"