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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry"

"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."

"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

"I don't have a swimmer's body. I have more of a drowning to death body. #Olympics"

"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""

"You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you."

"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."

"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"

"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."