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Joke of the Day
"What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs."
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"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."
"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."
"My new years resolution is the same as last year. 1920x1080"
"I can't get enough minimalism."
"""Hustle back on defense you lazy bastard!"" screamed the 300 lb guy at the TV in this sports bar eating onion rings at 10:30 AM."
"It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small penises. I just wish she didnt have one."
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."
"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""