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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a crocodile with no eyes? A crocodle. What do you call an Indian with no eyes? A blind man you fucking idiot."

"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."

"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."

"My computer was singing hello.. Its a Dell."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So you're the one!"

"When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear."

"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."

"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."

"The best American joke of all time Healthcare"