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Joke of the Day

"What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog."

"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."

"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."

"Me: ""I like you."" Date: ""I like you, too."" Me: ""Well this just got boring."""

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."

"I wanted to get rid of my body hair through laser hair removal But it grew on me"

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."

"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."