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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."

"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"

"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"

"Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."

"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."

"{At funeral} *holding widows hand* I'm sorry for your loss. He had so much updog ""What's updog?"" *pats her hand* Not much what's up with you"

"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family."

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"