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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family."
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"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."
"I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!"
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