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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house."
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"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"
"If you're head of the CIA and can't hide an extramarital affair it means it can't be done. Case closed, fellas."
"Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next."
"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."
"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."