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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. (And so concludes this joke from my 3yr old. We think it's pretty good.)"

"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."

"[kicks in your door to apologize to you]"

"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""

"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"

"Why isn't Hitler invited to any barbecues? Because he always burns the franks."

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"

"I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that shit."

"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"

"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"