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Joke of the Day
"Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? Because you're sitting on the deck..."
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"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"
"What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm? Beatrix"
"How many mm^3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m? There is no dirt in the hole!"
"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"
"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"
"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."
"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."
"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."