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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."
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"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."
"Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep the neighborhood kids from messing it up."
"[on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know"
"I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view."
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
"How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him"
"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."
"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."
"Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway? To get to the *other side*"