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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."
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"Why Did Hitler Quit Drinking? It made him angry."
"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""
"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"
"Sex Ed class Teacher : any questions? Johnny : which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Teacher : ask your parents. *class fuckin loses it*"
"what do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore?? an om-nom-nomnivore"
"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"
"Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids"
"What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic girl that developed bulimia? She ate a big meal then went to the bathroom and stuck her thumb up her ass."