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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."

"What does a deaf math nerd speak? Sine language."

"Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen? They are afraid of triggers."

"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."

"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""

"Did you know the right Woman can make you a Millionaire? You just have to start as a billionaire."

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on."

"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal."

"A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler, ""Help! My soles need heeling!"""

"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"