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Joke of the Day

"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"

"I know it's ""cool"" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter."

"Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."

"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?"

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care..."

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."