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Joke of the Day
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."
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"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."
"What do trees take when they have a headache? Aleve."
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."
"What's the difference between fish and meat? If you beat your fish, it will die."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have sex with you."
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""