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Joke of the Day
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."
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"Whats a terrorists favorite dessert flavored ices"
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"
"Ran my first 10k this morning. ...I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way."
"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""
"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."
"Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again."
"Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? In an American nursing home."
"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"
"Being Bipolar sucks... I love it"