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Joke of the Day

"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."

"Did u hear about the prostitute with no legs? She's selling it for half off."

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"

"I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm"

"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"

"Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead."

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote."

"Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub... and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that ""grass don't grow on a racetrack""."

"What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist."

"So, did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."