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Joke of the Day
"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."
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"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"
"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"There's a fine science to the number of texts you need to pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor."
"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"
"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now."
"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."