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Joke of the Day
"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
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"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."
"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."
"[having daughter's new boyfriend (who I think is a caveman) over for dinner] so dave, how is work? *lights candle and watches his reaction*"
"whats the difference between Congress and a condom? You can only fit one dick in a condom."
"A condom doesn't guarantee safe sex. My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."
"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."