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Joke of the Day
"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""
"Where did the suicide bomber go when he died? EVERYWHERE!"
"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"
"My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos."
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."
"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."